Okay. So I wanted to contribute a little something for myself to @
Friendica Day and install
~friendica 
on my NAS. It's running 24/7 here anyway, so why not toss
~friendica 
onto it, have my own install that I can do with whatever I want and take some load off of frndk.de?
A downright insane plan in hindsight. Install
~friendica 
on an ARM-based Qnap TS-119 NAS (which is powerful enough hardware-wise, I believe), access it via dynamic DNS from Selfhost.de using a *.selfhost.me domain (as opposed to my very own domain) and use a certificate from StartSSL.
First of all: No, StartSSL doesn't give you a certificate for a subdomain. I'd have to be the owner of the second-level domain. And one of the last things I'd do unless absolutely necessary, next to paying an annual three-digit fee for an SSL cert just to secure my
~friendica 
install, is get myself my own domain. I cannot guarantee that I'll have it up and running for good without an interruption. Once I leave it abandoned for a split-second, here comes a domain grabber and yoinks it and tries to resell it to me. Either that, or pay for a potentially unused domain. That, and I cannot for the life of me think up a domain name that I might use and pay for forever (to keep domain grabbers away from it; and no, I'm so not going to register my name as a domain).
Well, Friendica has built-in OpenSSL support. Although self-signed certs aren't always recommended. But if you have the intention to explicitly not use a 2nd level domain of your own (like me), OpenSSL is your one and only option. But: The system test page puts out an error message which
this thread tries to handle, a conversation between @
Waitman Gobble and a guy named John, possibly the only other person who ever tried to install
~friendica 
on a Qnap so far. Maybe I'm really going to edit the files and see what'll happen. I don't believe I'll get it up and running before the end of the day (which is in half an hour). Perhaps someone from @
Friendica Support knows more.
Also, Qnap's most recent firmware still has PHP 5.2 which means no Diaspora* connection. Yep, they're that slow with rolling out new versions of system components. PHP 5.3 isn't bleeding-edge, it's the current stable release while PHP 5.2 is past end-of-life and not supported anymore, neither by its own developers nor by a lot of web apps. They say that a new firmware version will be rolled out at the end of May which is announced to include a stable version of PHP 5.3, but PHP 5.3 has been announced and not rolled out so often already that hardly any Qnap users believe this announcement will come true.
So as long as I haven't got my own server running, I'll stay here at frndk.de.